Mario sexually harassed me with his sweet italian nipples. They made me joy cons vibrate.
With HD rumble, he can be real gentle with you.
Mario is actually an abusive boyfriend and peach just wants to be with Bowser but mario murders his way to her and takes her back.
They are both horrible boyfriends. She needs to let Toad out of the friend zone and marry him.
travo said:They are both horrible boyfriends. She needs to let Toad out of the friend zone and marry him.
Lol yes poor guy chases her everywhere.
So who will be grabbing Peach's ass (or Mario's, whoever you prefer) this Friday? I'm contemplating not getting this on release as I have enough games to finish and too little time.
But who am I kidding, I'll 'just happen' to be near a games store on Friday and will 'just happen' to pop in to buy the game.
I’ve already paid for it and will pick up right after work.
Now I want a Captain Toad sequel.
gamingeek said:Now I want a Captain Toad sequel.
I dont. That game was so boring.
gamingeek said:Now I want a Captain Toad sequel.
Too bad, you’re getting this. Buy Mario + Rabbids!
SupremeAC said:I dont. That game was so boring.
You should go on a Captain Toad like, real life trip.
In search of your missing heart.
I get this tomorrow at midnight!!!!!!!!
I’ll have to wait until Friday afternoon. I would’ve taken a day if I didn’t already miss seven weeks because of my surgery.
Talked to a guy that beat it on gaf discord. He beat it in 13 hours, still has lots of side stuff to do. Says it's great, mix of 64 and galaxy. The structure is scaring me though cause it seems like it's a few main missions each world then go to the next and a lot of the extra stuff is just look for moons
That doesn’t worry me, those parts will probably be some of the best platforming .
I’m slowly adding some reviews in the OP
The EG review said that new levels are locked untill you collect enough Moons, so I don't see how this is any different from other Mario games. I'd think you can beat any 3D Mario in 13 hours if you'd rush through it. Also thrilled with how the large stages will be scattered with Moons to find. This is how I imagined 3D platformers to evolve after the N64 period, where seperate levels would just get stuck together in expansive 3D open worlds.
- Eurogamer – Essential
- The Guardian – 5/5
- Giant Bomb – 5/5
- Gamespot – 10
- IGN – 10
- Polygon – 9.5
- USgamer – 5/5
- Game Informer – 9.8
- GamesRadar+ – 5/5
- GamesBeat – 100/100
- Ars Technica – “If you have a Switch, get this game. If you don’t have a Switch, get one, then get this game.”
- Nintendo Life – 10
- CGMagazine – 9.5
- Hobby Consolas [Spanish] – 98/100
- AusGamers – 9.8
- Daily Dot – 4.5/5
- Post Arcade – 9
- Spaziogames [Italian] – 9.5
- COGconnected – 100/100
- VideoGamer – 10
Ok, so we’ve seen a lot of sexual harassment stories lately. We need some fun, good news , so I created this topic to talk about the game that will more likely top most of our Game of the Year lists, Super Mario Odyssey. It’s about Mario battling Bowser, a guy who always gets a little touchy feely with Peach...oh shit! Ok, forget the story, Mario has returned with what looks like some crazy new gameplay mechanics. I cannot wait to play this!
Reviews
Gamespot-10
Entertainment Weekly-A
Video gamer.com- 10
GamesRadar -5 stars out of 5
Eurogamer- 10